What do people do during economic depressions? They get depressed and turn to depressants. Might as well do it up in style. Your 401(k)-less lady struggling with her cork? Pop out this puppy and give the gal a hand. (Old Asprey pocket knife, $99)
Through all that Hard Knock Life business, the most memorable part of Annie (for me) was Miss Hannigan's tub full of moonshine. Measure out your hooch in this double-sided jigger. (1930s Napier double sided jigger, $15)
If you can still afford bourbon, throw your ice in here and crush the bajeezus out of it. Stress relief -- AND nice for dilution-friendly cocktails, like juleps. (Vintage Ice-O-Mat, $5).